I like Bowie

David Bowie once said, "Talking about art is like dancing about architecture."
That's his opinion, but tell me how many musicals have come out about architecture since he said that?
I'm guessing zero. I think he is correct, and I am wondering about all those long college classes discussing art that I took. I could have been dancing about architecture instead, getting exercise.
I can only guess what doing the polka about doric columns would look like, or heaven forbid, the lambada.