What!?

Yeah, sorry. it was P. Waff's first day of kindergarten yesterday and so my brain has been a little busy lately, plus one of my co-worker's came to work with gun so we all here are a little on-edge as to avoiding him without avoiding him, if you know what we mean.
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Wait, I made a typo. My co-worker came to work with gum.
I hate gum. I hate the way it smells and I hate the way it looks when you are talking to the person and you see it in their mouth, like going to lunch with a person that refuses to eat their food with their mouth shut.
My son is totally against people talking with food in their mouth. He says they will choke and die.
I kind of believe him, he knows stuff.
He is in kindergarten.